He kissed a someone with a penis
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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