the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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