We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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