I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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