Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
So many bounce houses so little time
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
There r osticjed everywhere
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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