So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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