Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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