that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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