Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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