when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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