Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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