That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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