oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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