This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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