ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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