..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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