handjob tips. give me some.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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