I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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