I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
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