He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Randomize
