I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
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