We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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