I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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