this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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