My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
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