Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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