And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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