dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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