I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Damn victory sex feels great
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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