Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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