I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I CAN MOONWALK!
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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