let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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