Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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