Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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