You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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