he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I believe in your delicious
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Randomize
