spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
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