A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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