"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
We have started to decorate penises.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Randomize
