So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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