I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
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