I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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