I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
