Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
two words...techno handjob
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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