you would pick up someone in the library
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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