This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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