i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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