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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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