Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
We named our party play list daddy issues
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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