"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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