How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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