We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
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