Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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