Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
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