just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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