is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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