I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
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