My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
