So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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